All That's Missing is JCVD

JCVD is Jean Claude Van Damme. He's not in the Expendables. But everyone else seems to be. Sly Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, and Terry Crews. In other words, this movie features every action star of my teenage years. It might be terrible but I'll probably see it.